Marilyn Monroe - You'd Be Surprised

 

He's not so good in a crowd
But when you get him alone,
You'd be surprised.
He isn't much at a dance
But then when he takes you home,
You'd be surprised.

He doesn't look like much of a lover,
Don't judge a book by its cover,
He's got the face of an angel but
There's a devil in his eye!

He's such a delicate thing
But when he starts into squeeze,
You'd be surprised.
He doesn't look very strong
But when you sit on his knee,
You'd be surprised.

At a party or at a ball,
I've got to admit he's nothing at all,
But in a Morris chair,
You'd be surprised.

He doesn't look like much of a lover,
Don't judge a book by its cover,
He's got the face of an angel but
There's a devil in his eye!

He doesn't say very much
But when he starts into speak,
You would be surprised.
He's not so good at the start
But at the end of the week,
You would be surprised.

On a streetcar or in a train,
You'd think he was born without any brains.
But in a taxi cab,
And when he starts to grab,
I said a taxi cab,
You would be surprised.

This one's a real danger!