Bob Schneider - Mystery Date

 

Mystery date
My mystery date
I don't know your name girl
But I know my semen is gone

Mystery date
Sweet mystery date
Can you run to the store
And buy me some gatorade

My mystery date
Sweet mystery date
Did we meet at the black cat
Or the coppertank
I'm sure I'll remember
But right now I'm drawing a blank

Mystery date
My mystery date
You know I love you but please
Take your stinky panties
And get out of my apartment
Don't ever ever teeth my penis
You wrinkled stinky genius

Mystery date
Sweet mystery date
I know it sounds lame
That I don't know your name
And you're not to blame
So don't be ashamed
(it's driving me insane)
My mystery date