Bob Schneider - Jagermeister Toast

 

Uma Uma Thurman got the butt
Jimmy smoking crack but I don't give a fuck
I could've had a v8 instead I had a forty
When your girlfriend's on my dick
She always calls you shorty
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four
Fucked up, wasted, puking on the floor
I never wake up in the morning
Oh my god what have I done
That girl that I was fucking's boyfriend's
Got a loaded gun
Hocus pocus I can't even focus
But your girlfriends on my dick
Like a locust
So pass me the jager
I'll put it in my cup
I'll slam it jam it down
And do I want another?
Yup
So pass me the jager
I'll put it in my cup
I'll slam it jam it down
And do I want another?
Yup