Cass McCombs - A Comedian Is Someone Who Tells Jokes

 

I spend my days shaking hands
Forgetting names, recycling cans: a comedian

There?s trouble in our nation?s capitol
My blues are black, my belly?s full
A comedian is someone who tells jokes

It?s lunchtime fix a pal a drink
It?s nap-time paint the casket pink

Gut thee from me all half-wit-dim-wit souls
Happy Hanukkah. Ho-ho-ho
A comedian is someone who tells jokes

I wrote a check to save a whale
And like I said it?s in the mail
A comedian is someone who tells jokes