Arjen Anthony Lucassen - Onde Porcos Voam

 

Where Pigs Fly

Darwin defended creation
Einstein travelled in time
Columbus discovered india
And shakespeare couldn?t rhyme

O.j. pleaded guilty
Manson made parole
Reagan won five oscars
And meryl none at all

Elvis was a vegan
Dylan never got stoned
Alice was known as vincent
And bowie was just jones

Michael looked like michael
Keith drank only juice
Madonna was a virgin
And jimi played the flute

Bond?s drink was stirred not shaken
Darth vader had no son
Dorothy was still in kansas
And clint didn?t own a gun

Rocky had no sequels
Arnold never came back
Et dialed the wrong number
And dolly had no rack.

Onde Porcos Voam

Darwin defendeu a Criação
Einstein viajou no tempo
Colombo descobriu a Índia
E shakespeare não sabia rimar

O.J. declarado culpado
Manson libertava com a palavra ***
Reagan ganhou 5 oscars
E Meryl nenhum

Elvis era vegan
Dylan nunca "foi apedrejado"
Alice era conhecida como Vincent
E Bowie era só Jones

Michael parecia com Michael
Keith bebia apenas suco
Madonna era uma virgem
E Jimi tocava a flauta

Drink do Bond estava mexido, não agitado
Darth Vader não tinha filho
Doroth estava ainda em Kansas
E Clint não tinha uma arma

Rocky não teve sequência
Arnold nunca voltou
Et digitou o número errado
E Dolly não tinha Peitões