- Sponges
Can't think of anything to sing about,
not much out there to sing about,
The weather's fine, the world's okay,
no need to sing about that, so i'll sing about. . .
Sponges!
Sponges yeah!
Sponges!
Sponges yeah yeah!!
Sponges suck
Sponges suck
Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah!!
There's lots of songs of peace,
many songs of love,
even songs about peaches and Valkyries,
there's no songs about . . .
Tuna fish!
Tuna fish!
Real big fish, swim in oceans,
come in cans like hockey pucks,
Tuna got their name cause they don't swim in pairs!!!
(mini-speech)
Sponges!
Sponges yeah!
Sponges!
Sponges yeah yeah!!
Sponges suck Sponges suck
Sponges suck Sponges suck
Sponges clean up dishes and sinks
and coutertops and baby's noses
you put them on soap
and when you squeeze them out you get
Bubbles!
Bubbles!!
Bubbles!!!
Sponges.
Letras
- A Man Has Needs
A Night In Dildo
A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
Attention People
Baby Poo
Big Fat Road Manager
Billy, The Themepark Shark
Bottle Of Booze
Boy Band
Canada's Really Big
Canadaman
Car Full Of Pain
Car Of Pain
Carrot Juice Is Murder
Celine Dion
Christmas Blues
Christmas Hangover
Christmas in Ignace
Christmas is Almost Here
Christmas Sucks
Christmas Turkey Blues
Christmastime
Cows With Guns
Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
Dangerous
Dog Food Woman
Dog Named Bob
Don't Go Into Politics
Drink With Me
Dumb Guys
Ezra Eats
Forgive Us We're Canadian
Fuzzy Dice
Go To Sleep Little Leech
Goin Huntin
Having Fun is Bad for You
Head In The Freezer
Heimlich Maneuver
Hernia Belt
History Is Made By Stupid People
Horizon
Hot Dog Song
I Am Cow
I Am Not American
I Pulled My Groin
I Ran Away
I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
I.B.S. (irratable Bowel Syndrome)
Idiot Road
It's Great To Be A Nerd
Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version)
Johnny Came Home Headless
Kill The Dog Next Door
Killer Robots From Venus
Last Saskatchewan Pirate
Let There Be Guns
Lets Go Bowling
Life On The Road
Little Cuban Friend
Log In To You
Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
Losing Hair Under God
Malcolm
Me Like Hockey
Mime Abduction
Mounted Animal Nature Trail
Mrs. Catto
My Voice Is Changing
New Car Smell
No Sale, No Store
Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
Particle Board
Pressure Washer
Proud To Be A Banker
Proud To Be Canadian
Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
Really Scary
Rippy The Gator
Rocks And Trees
Sam, The Guy From Quincy
Santa Got Arrested
Santa's Comin' And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass
Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
Scary Ned
Security Guard
Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
Shipwreck Balladeer
Song Inside My Head
Sponges
Stalker Girl
Steel Drivin Man
The Assumption Song
The Ballad Of Dan
The Ballad OF Edna And Ida
The Beer Song
The Canada Song
The Canadian Crisis Song
The Christmas Blues
The Christmas Song
The Coffee Song
The Credit Song
The Fishing Song
The Gaelic Song
The Golf Song
The Guy With Computer Know-How
The Happy Happy Birthday
The Happy Happy Birthday (Tradução)
The Hockey Song
The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
The Last Sensitive Cowboy
The Monkey Song
The Mountie Song
The Same Christmas Cake
The Scotsman
The Toronto Song
The War Of 1812
The Worst Seat On The Plane
Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
Tokyo Love Song
Toronto Sucks
Trichinosis
Trip To Greece
Tv Weather Guy
Twins
Vincent the Christmas Virus
Waiting To Sell Out
Wayne Gretzky Rocks
We Are The Beaver
William Shakespeare's In My Cat
Winnebago
Wolfe Island Ferry
Wong's Chinese Buffet
Worst Seat On The Plane