- Female Players
[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun
[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung
Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah
[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun
[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung
Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah
[Too $hort]
I like them wild girls, the way they throw that
When the music ghetto, and she don't hold back
I wanna see her wiggle, when I stick it in her
Call me the champ, cause my dick's the winner
Bitch! It's internationally known
I picture in my mind, you look nasty in thongs
You probably do it just like you dance (player)
You bout to bust out your pants
You got.. too much ass in your jeans
Throw it my way, I'm not passin a thing
Are you a pleaser, or a teaser?
R&B diva or a skeezer?
To me, it's the same difference
I do my thang in the game, pimpin'
Don't worry bout me, cause I'ma do mine (damn)
Damn this bitch is too fine
[Chorus: Too $hort] + woman
[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun
[$hort] I like female players
[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung
Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah
[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun
[$hort] I don't like them squares
[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung
Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah
[Too $hort]
Yeah she got dough, she get her hustle on
You can't buy that girl out, fool what you want?
She get her own table, buy her own bottles
Look in her purse, she got long dollars
Now you wonder why she hangin with me
You curious how my game could be
Playin broads ain't a thang to me
It must be a sign up but you can't see (player)
It's right there in your face
Throw the peace sign up all the players in the place
Look around, it's time to go to work
I'm tryin to flirt with little momma in the shortest skirt
I think she with it, but I don't wanna just hit it
I wanna get explicit
And if she kiss it, it's bound to get good
Tomorrow mornin I'll be cruisin round the bitch hood
[Chorus] w/ minor variations
[Too $hort]
All my female players, gather around
It's a roller coaster baby you at Magic Mountain
Six Flags on a holiday
You wanna ride again girl you ain't gotta wait
You never have to stand in line for the ride
Just take a few hits cause I'm tryin to get you high
I can't tell you to loosen up
But I can say I love the way you move your butt
Let's make it happen, you wanna go home with me?
So I don't wake up in the mornin all lonely?
We can't compromise, I won't promise you lies
But I will make you feel it 'til the sun rise
And if you wanna know what it's like
Ask all the top notches in the club tonight
They'll tell ya, I ain't tryin to find a wife
But if you fuck with Short Dawg you'll have the time of your life
[Chorus] w/ minor variations
[Too $hort] I like female players
Letras
- Be My Dirty Love
Can T Stay Away
Everytime
Hey (feat. Silk-e)
I'm a Pimp
Lil' Shorty
Too Hort All The Time
Too Hort Analyze The Game
Too Hort Call Me Daddy
Too Hort Cusswords
Too Hort Here We Go
16 Hoes
2 Bitches
A Pimp's Theme Music
Ain't No Bitches
Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
Não É Nada Mais Do Que Uma Palavra Para Mim
Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
All My Bitches Are Gone
All the Time
Analyze the Game
Anything is Possible
Baby D
Bad Ways
Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
Baller
Blow Job Betty
Blow The Whistle
Bonus Track
Broke Bitch
Burn Rubber Pt. 2
Buy You Some
Cali-O
California Girls
Call Her A Bitch
Call Me
Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
Call Me Daddy
Can I Get A Bitch
Can I Hit It
Can't Stop
Candy Paint
Chase the Cat
City of Dope
Cocktales
Coke Dealers
Coming Up $hort
Couldn't be a Better Player
Cusswords
Dead or Alive
Domestic Violence
Don't Even Stop
Don't Ever Give Up
Don't Fight the Feeling
Don't Fight The Intro
Don't Fuck For Free
Don't Hate The Player
Dope Fiend Beat
F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
Female Funk
Female Players
Fire
Freaky Tales
From Here to New
Fuck My Car
Funk Session
Game
Gangstas & Strippers
Get In Where You Fit In
Get It
Get Off The Stage
Get That Cheese
Gettin' It
Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
Girl
Givin up the Funk
Good Life
Gotta Get Some Lovin'
Hard on the Boulevard
Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
Hoes
Hoochie
How Does it Feel
I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
I Ain't Trippin
I Don't Stop Rappin
I Know You Love Her
I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
I Like It
I Luv
I Must Confess
I Need a Freak
I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
I Want Your Girl
I'm a Playa
I'm Gone
In the Oaktown
In the Studio
In the Trunk
Intro: Shorty the Pimp
Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
It Ain't Over
It Don't Stop
It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
It's About That Money
It's All Good
It's Alright
It's Alright (featuring UGK)
It's Time To Go
It's Your Life
Just Anotha Day
Just Like Dope
Keep Bouncin' (Street)
Keep Fuckin' Me
Late Night Creep
Leave it Alone
Life is Too $hort
Little Girls
LOLLYPOPS
Longevity
Mack Attack
Maggot Brain
Money In The Ghetto
Money Maker
More Freaky Tales
My Dick, My Sack
Nasty Rhymes
Never Talk Down
Nobody Does It Better
Nothing Feels Better
Oakland
Oakland
Oakland Style
Oakland, California
Old School
Only the Strong Survive
Paula & Janet
Paystyle
Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
Pimp the Ho
Pimpin' Forever
Pimpology
Playa
Playboy $hort
Player For Life
Players
Pull Them Panties Down
Punk Bitch
Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
Rap Like Me
Recognize Game
Rhymes
Sadity
Sample The Funk
Set Up
Shake It Baby
Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
She Know
She Loves Her
Shittin' On 'Em
Short But Funky
Short Dog's in the House
Short Rap
Short Short
Slink Capone: Nation Riders
So You Want to Be a Gangster
Somethin to Ride To
Sophisticated
Step Daddy
Still Strugglin'
Strip Down
Survivin' The Game
Take My Bitch
Talkin' Shit
Tell the Feds
Thangs Change
That's Why
The Bitch Sucks Dick
The Dangerous Crew
The Ghetto
These Are The Tales
This How We Eat
This My One
Top Down
Triple X
Way Too Real
We Do This
What Happened to the Groupies
What She Gonna Do?
What The Fuck You Gonna Do
What's A Pimp?
Where They At?
Wild Wild West
Yo Neck, Yo Back
You Know What I Mean
You Might Get G'eed
You Nasty