- When A Man Loves A Chicken
When a man loves a chicken
He can't keep his mind on nothin' else,
He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found.
If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong.
Road Island Red is his best friend, he can't put her down.
When a man wants a chicken, spends his very last dime
Buying her fresh corn down at the grain and feed.
He'll build a nest for her comfort, and sleep out in the coop
If she said that's the way it's got to be.
Well, this man loves his chicken,
She lays him all the eggs she has.
Tell the farmer there's nothin' going on.
Believe me, she's cluckin' just 'cause she's mine.
When a man loves a chicken, people think that it is wrong.
He shouldn't stick his beak in where it don't belong.
Yes, when a man loves a chicken I know exactly how he feels.
Hey baby, baby, baby I'm your cock-a-doodle-doo.
When a man loves a chicken
I know exactly how he feels.
He'll shack up in the hen house with the good thing he's found.
When a man loves a chicken
People think that he's insane.
But all he can do is wing it for the one he loves.
Yes, this man loves a chicken.
Oh, I know it can't do me no harm.
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3 Inch Tool
401k
96 Beers
Acid Rain
ADD
American Pie Eulogy
Are They Gonna Fry OJ?
Back In a Us Made Car
Beat Up Old Jetliner
Bowel Moves
Californians Leavin
Cat's in The Kettle
Cheney's Got a Gun
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
Clean The Cat Box
Denny Way
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
Don't Vote For Nader
Gates Is Such a Rich Man
George Bush Told Lies
Get Off My House
Getting Fatter All The Time
Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
How It Feels (To Be Old)
I Am Santa Claus (Black Sabbath Cover)
Eu Sou o Papai Noel
I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
I'm A Weight Watcher
I'm Santa Claus
Janet's Coconut
Marv Bites
Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen
Mr. Magoo
O.J.'s Trial Thing
Officer Fuhrman
Oxycontin Eater
PMS
Police Stop My Car
Read It In The Tabloids
The 12 Pains of Christmas
The Ballad Of Gary Condit
The Chimney Song
The Handicap Can
The No Smoking Song
Vatican Man
Walking Around In Womens Underwear
What If God Smoked Cannabis
When A Man Loves A Chicken
Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up)
Wrong Foot Amputated
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!