- Cool Guy 2
-{The Sounds of waves crashing}-
SEAN: This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.
GIRL #2: Yeah, the waves are so calming.
SEAN: So, is your body. looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.
GIRL #2: Thanks sean, that's so sweet.
-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}-
SEAN: Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours.
GIRL #2: Uh-oh.
SEAN: Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.
GIRL #2: Oh sean, you're so cute.
SEAN: Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?
GIRL #2: Oh my god.
SEAN: Yeah.
GIRL #2: And how about you take off clothes, sean.
SEAN: Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too?
GIRL #2: My god, you look good, sean.
SEAN: Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.
GIRL #2: Ooh.
-{she starts to unbuckle his pants}-
SEAN: Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'.
GIRL #2: What's that?
SEAN: Let's get it swingin'.
GIRL #2: No, the other thing you said?
SEAN: ...The wet-weiner?
GIRL #2: -{gasps}- You know what?
SEAN: Yeah?
GIRL #2: I'm going to go throw up, now. See you.
SEAN: Hmm, leave me all horny here. How-- how you going to get home there, baby?
GIRL #2: I'll walk. -{She begins to walk away}-
SEAN: Mm-hm. I'm-a call you.
GIRL #2: Don't. -{She's gone}-
SEAN: A'ight, A'ight. I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby. -{to self}- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.
Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch?
THE END
Letras
- 7 Foot Man
A Christmas Song
Assistant Principal's Big Day
At A Medium Pace
At The Mall
At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)
Baby Got Jack
Back 2 School
Bad Boyfriend
Namorado Ruim
Best Friend
Billy Madison's Victory Song
Buddy
Buddy[moving Train]
Bum Biddy
Calling Home
Camp Granada
Chanukah Song (III)
Cock N Balls
Cool Guy 1
Cool Guy 2
Cool Guy 3
Cool Guy 4
Cool Guy 5
Cordurory Blues
Corduroy Blues
Crazy Love
Creapin´ On The Mayor
Dancin' And Pantsin
Dancing In The Dark
Davey's Song
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
Dip Doodle
Do It For Your Mama
Eggs And Candy (Snl)
Fatty McGee
Fleiznavidad
Food Innuendo Guy
Forgetful Lucy
Lucy Esquecidinha
Four Years Old
Funny Happy Birthday Song
Engraçada Canção de Feliz Aniversário
Gay Robot
Girl
Grow Old With You
Envelhecer Com Você
Hanukkah
Hanukkah Song Part One
I Feel Pretty
I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)
I Like Small Butts
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
I Wanna Grow Old With You
I Will Go Back To School
I'm So Wasted
Im Not
Instead of one day of presents
Intervention Song
Joining The Cult
Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
Leabing Song Part II
Let It Out, Davey
Linda Song
Canção da Linda
Listenin' To The Radio
Long Ago
Love Stinks
Lunchlady Land
Masturbata
Medium Pace
Memory Lane
Mother's Day Song
Moyda
Mr. Bake-O
Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
My Little Chicken
Ode To My Car
Oh Mom...
Operaman
Patch Song
Pibb Goes Surfing
Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
Pickin' Daisies
Piece Of Shit Car
Real Love
Amor Real
Red Hooded Sweatshirt
Respect
Right Field
Santa Song
Secret
Sex Or Weight Lifting
She Comes Home To Me
Sid & Alex
Sloppy Joe
Somebody Kill Me
Alguém Me Mate
Stan The Man
Steve Polychronopolous
Stoned on Sesame Street
Sun Tan Lotion Song
Sweat Beatrice
Technical Foul
Teenage Love On The Phone
Thanksgiving Song
The Adventures Of The Cow
The Amazing Willy Wanker
The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
The Beating Of A High School Janitor
The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
The Beer Song
The Boss And The Secretary
The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
The Chanuka Song
The Chanukah Song
The Chanukah Song (II)
The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]
The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
The Cheerleader
The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
The Goat Song
The Grandma Song
The Hannukah Oing
The Hypnotist
The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon
The Lonesome Kicker
The Longest Pee
The Mayor Of Pussytown
The Mule Session
The Peeper
The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
The Respect Chant
The Taliban Can
The Thanksgiving Song
They're All Gunna Laugh At You
Toll Booth Willie
Uses Of The Word Fuck
Voodoo
Ways To Get Bin Laden
Maneiras de Obter Bin Laden
Welcome My Son
What The Hell Happened To Me?
Whore! Where Are You?!
You Spin Me Right Round
Zittly Van Zittles