- She Ain't Got No Legs
Baby
Yeah
The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love
Tell her Daddy
The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp
Mmm, it's a mind blower
But now baby I miss ya I miss ya
I miss all the times we played Marco Polo in the pool
Oh yeah
Hide and go seek beneath the sheets
Oh yeah
And just the smell of the oil in your wheelchair
I remember the day I saw you hobbling
A Weeble Wobbling you had a problem
You didn't have any legs just a smile and some stumps
No smelly feet a torso to hump
No baby love yeah that's what we'd be making
Ride you like a Sit and Spin until your stumps started aching
Spin you around yeah roll you near yeah
Turn you upside down to hold my beer
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same oh baby
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same
They say nothing beats a great pair of legs but somehow
Baby the day you walked out of my life there's nothing
I wanted more than, than for you to come crawling back to me
When we started going together people said they couldn't believeit
That I could be so happy with a quadriplegic
We would wake up real early and you could make me some eggs mmm
Girl I didn't care if you ain't got no legs
I loved you for you and you loved me for me oh yeah
Wasn't really hard for those more fortunate to see
That the first time we made love it was such a wonderfulfeeling
The way the suspension wires held you 'cross the ceiling
When you rolled out of my life
My heart just broke
I can still hear the noise of the squeaks in your spokes
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same oh baby
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same
Letras
- Bad Touch
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
The Bad Touch
Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
Along Comes Mary
The Ballad of Chasey Lain
The Roof Is On Fire
Aint Nothing But Mammals
Fire Water Burn
Mope
Uuuu
I Hope You Die
The Vagina Song
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
No Hard Feelings
Something Diabolical
Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
Balls Out
Ralph Wiggum
Relax, Don't Do It
Altogether Ooky
Asleep At The Wheel
Three Point One Four
Yummy Down On This
Magna Cum Nada
Hell Yeah
Right Turn Clyde
Legend In My Spare Time
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
Kids In America
The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
Pennsylvania
Hooray For Boobies
Screwing You at Beach on Night
That Cough Came With A Prize
Disco Pogo
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
Lift Your Head Up High ( And Blow Your Brains Out)
It's Tricky
Shut Up
Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
Boom
Going Nowhere Slow
The Inevitable Return Of The Great White
Mama's Boy
RSVP
Take The Long Way Home
This Is Stupid
A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
We Are The Knuckleheads
Mama Say
One Way
Go Down
No Rest For The Wicked
She Ain't Got No Legs
Coo Coo Ca Choo
Rang Dang
We Are The Knuckleheads (Banned Version)
Jackass
K.I.D.S. Incorporated
Nightmare At The Apollo
Rip Taylor is God
We Like Meat
B.h.g.p.s.a.
Cheese Tidbit
Convoy
David Song
Live At the Apollo
Pickles and Fudge
Shitty Record Offer
Should Have Been There
Turn Clyde
Yellow Fever
Farting With A Walkman On
I'm The Least You Could Do
Reflections of Remoh
Strictly For The Tardcore
The Choice Is Yours
Pacman On Crack
Weekend!
The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
Diarrhea Runs In The Family