- Sounds Expensive
i would like fo you to have this emerald ring
it was crafted many years before the ming
since the story's far too sad to tell
i'll sing
it was made for the blind concubine lola li
who was famous for being a little choosy
her rejections were something no man could survive
so the ring-maker had himself buried alive
it's a terrible tale, full of passion and gore
that sure sounds expensive!
we can't wait to hear more
in a few generations it came to a monk
who said "things of this world
are all baubles and junk."
so he gave it to lola lo
some general's wife
which was quickly discovered
he paid with his life
it's a tale of violence
a thing we deplore
but it sounds expensive!
what are you stopping for?
a bad playwright gave it to his new ingenue
the impossibly bad actress sweet lola lu
but the playwright said something
he shouldn't have said
and now both the playwright and
the actress are dead
it's a kind of thing no one can make anymore!
and it sounds expensive when it
falls to the floor
Letras
- All I Want To Know
All Of This I Give You...
And He Would Say...
At Madam Plum's
Auntie Toothache
Barbarians
Behold The Lowly Centipede
Come Away With Me Now
Dreams Anymore
Fan Dance Cha-Cha
Fan Dance Cha-cha
Hail! Son Of Heaven
Han Jue Sings A Lullaby
Has The World Gone Insane?
Heather Heather
I Am Ma Shih-Ying
I Am Yang Long You
I Am Yuen Da-Cheng
I'm In A Lonely Way
In China, Said The Moon...
In The Almsyard
In The Spring, When I Was Young
In This Rain...
Na Chuva ...
It's Hard To Be The Emperor
Little Clouds Go By
Maria Maria Maria
Odious Odense
One April Day
One Little Flower More Or Less
Poppyland
Shall We Sing A Duet?
Some Summer Day
Sorry, Wrong Show
Sounds Expensive
Stray With Me
The Ballad Of The Snow Queen
The Collar And The Garter
The Little Hebrew Girl
The Little Maiden Of The Sea
The Little Matchstick Girl
The Man In The Purple Dashed Out Of The Castle
The Man Of A Million Faces
The Menu
The Red Shoes
The Song Of The Assassin
The Song Of The Humble Serf
The Storks
The Story Of The Mother
The Story So Far
The Top And The Ball
The Ugly Little Duck
The View From Above
The World Is Not Made Of Flowers
This Is Hou Fang Yu
This Is Shiang-Jun
This Is Shih Ko-Fa
This Little Ukulele
Tiny Flying Player Pianos
Ukulele Me!
Water Torture
What A Fucking Lovely Day!