- I Can't Dance
I can't dance.
I can't dance.
Besides, I'm two feet shorter than the girls are.
All these dancing parties are just plain dumb.
When they asked, I should have said, "I can't come."
There's a girl with braces,
Standing by the punch bowl and she's making funny faces.
I guess she wants to dance.
I can't dance.
I can't dance.
Besides I look so awful in these braces.
If that boy wants me to dance, I'll just die.
I'm so tall, and he's about three feet high.
Ever since September,
I've been taking dancing lessons, now I can't remember
How the heck to dance.
Pardon me.
My name's Jeff.
And I don't mind if you are tall and skinny.
And those braces on your teeth,
They're real neat.
Thank you for the compliment, Gee you're sweet.
Your name is Carlotta.
I met you last summer when we went to Camp Granada.
We oughta try to dance.
Right foot first.
Left foot next.
I think you're sposed to do it to the music.
You don't really look so bad, just your ears.
When do you take your braces off?
Four more years.
By the time your teeth are ready,
I'll be two feet taller, and I'll ask you to go steady.
Then we'll dance.
Letras
- Al N Yetta
Americas A Nice Italian Name
An Average Song
Automation
Barry Is The Babys Name
Beautiful Teamsters
Camp Granada
Chim Chim Cheree
Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue
Good Advice
Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
Hail To Thee Fat Person
Harvey And Sheila
Headaches
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh!
Here's To The Crabgrass
Holiday For States
Hungarian Goulash No 5
I Can't Dance
If I Were A Tishman
It's A Most Unusual Play
J. C. Cohen
Little Butterball
Lotsa Luck
Me
Mexican Hat Dance
My Aunt Minnie
No One's Perfect
One Hippopotami
Pills
Plan Ahead
Pop Hates The Beatles
Shine On, Harvey Bloom
Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
Signs
Spanish Flea
Strange Things In My Soup
Sue Me
That Old Back Scratcher
The Bronx Bird Watcher
The Drinking Man's Diet
The Dropouts March
The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
There's No Governor Like Our New Governor
Turn Back The Clock
Twelve Days Of Christmas
Westchester Hadassah
When I Was A Lad
Wont You Come Home Disraeli
You Need An Analyst
You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie
You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me
Your Mother's Here To Stay
Your Mothers Here To Stay
Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me