- Cali-O
[Singin']
This hit aint no joke, Oh no
Dont ya know, Dont ya know
Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah
This hit aint no joke, This here aint no joke
Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O
[Too $hort]
Its that Orangutan lookin' like a Crayola
Nothin' but the sunshine, Soon as the day's over
Roll'em up, In the town, We get down
On the green and the purple, Never on the brown
Cause when ya hit the O its the real dope, From Humbolt
Have ya flyin' real stupid like Dumbo
They love it when it comes from California
You'll never be an +Outkast+ with that +Stankonia+
[E-40]
Smell the aroma, Smells so lovely
Man thats potent, What ya'll smokin man?, Orange Ruffie
Where ya from, You from the Yay, Im from the Valley J
Man ya'll some fools, You California dudes do not play
I though you thoughtamajig, I though I told you my nagga
Game colder than a six pack of soda my nagga
Northren Cali, 23's on my Denali
Gettin rowdy in the Scrillacon Valley
Hoe
[Chorus]
This hit aint no joke, Oh joke
Dont ya know, Dont ya know
Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah
This hit aint no joke, This here aint no joke
Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O
Love it when I hit it, Cali-O
Love it when I hit it, Dont ya know
Sweet Cali-O
I cant wait to touch it, Cali-O
Dont ya know, Yeah
Love it when I twist it, Dont ya know
Sweet Cali-O
[Too $hort]
The Valley Joe
[B-Legit]
Know it when you smell it, Hit it, Enhale the blow
Got zips from Cali-O, Niggas call it the dro
When I'm in for a show first hit up the store
Four boxes to the neck, Alcohol to follow
Get it on fa sho, Every zone I go
Tip toe to the door, Room 3-0-4
Put that town down-lo, Its that Town endo
Guarenteed, No seeds, In your town we'll blow
[Ant Banks]
Now homie tell me what that yay like
Livin that Bay Life
We put it up in the air, From sundown to daylight
And the girls they be lovin' it, Cause it freeze on em
That Cali-O sensation lets us squeeze up in em
Its a whole 'notha mind state, A way of livin
That playalistic feelin' gives you the vibes of a villian
Help ya focus, And I was gone when I wrote this
Just trippin on that Cali-O, Its known to be the dopest
[Chorus with minor variations]
[Too $hort]
Its been 10 years since I moved from Oakland
I traveled everywhere but theres nobody smokin
Like the Bay and LA, From San Diego up Seattle's way
Aint no shake like a rattlesnake, That Budwiser make ya get smart
You say you went to San Francisco and left your heart
But dont leave that orange sunshine on the coast
I know that you think the green and the purple is the most
Out in Cali you get choices
One hit will have you hearin angel's voices
Make you wanna fly, And catch the next plane to the West
So you can fill your brain with the best
Now Mary Jane was a small town girl
But Cali-O, She's been all around the world
She'll make the coldest player go broke
You dont hear me though, That Cali-O aint no joke
[Chorus and Too $hort talkin']
Letras
- Be My Dirty Love
Can T Stay Away
Everytime
Hey (feat. Silk-e)
I'm a Pimp
Lil' Shorty
Too Hort All The Time
Too Hort Analyze The Game
Too Hort Call Me Daddy
Too Hort Cusswords
Too Hort Here We Go
16 Hoes
2 Bitches
A Pimp's Theme Music
Ain't No Bitches
Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
Não É Nada Mais Do Que Uma Palavra Para Mim
Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
All My Bitches Are Gone
All the Time
Analyze the Game
Anything is Possible
Baby D
Bad Ways
Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
Baller
Blow Job Betty
Blow The Whistle
Bonus Track
Broke Bitch
Burn Rubber Pt. 2
Buy You Some
Cali-O
California Girls
Call Her A Bitch
Call Me
Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
Call Me Daddy
Can I Get A Bitch
Can I Hit It
Can't Stop
Candy Paint
Chase the Cat
City of Dope
Cocktales
Coke Dealers
Coming Up $hort
Couldn't be a Better Player
Cusswords
Dead or Alive
Domestic Violence
Don't Even Stop
Don't Ever Give Up
Don't Fight the Feeling
Don't Fight The Intro
Don't Fuck For Free
Don't Hate The Player
Dope Fiend Beat
F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
Female Funk
Female Players
Fire
Freaky Tales
From Here to New
Fuck My Car
Funk Session
Game
Gangstas & Strippers
Get In Where You Fit In
Get It
Get Off The Stage
Get That Cheese
Gettin' It
Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
Girl
Givin up the Funk
Good Life
Gotta Get Some Lovin'
Hard on the Boulevard
Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
Hoes
Hoochie
How Does it Feel
I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
I Ain't Trippin
I Don't Stop Rappin
I Know You Love Her
I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
I Like It
I Luv
I Must Confess
I Need a Freak
I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
I Want Your Girl
I'm a Playa
I'm Gone
In the Oaktown
In the Studio
In the Trunk
Intro: Shorty the Pimp
Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
It Ain't Over
It Don't Stop
It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
It's About That Money
It's All Good
It's Alright
It's Alright (featuring UGK)
It's Time To Go
It's Your Life
Just Anotha Day
Just Like Dope
Keep Bouncin' (Street)
Keep Fuckin' Me
Late Night Creep
Leave it Alone
Life is Too $hort
Little Girls
LOLLYPOPS
Longevity
Mack Attack
Maggot Brain
Money In The Ghetto
Money Maker
More Freaky Tales
My Dick, My Sack
Nasty Rhymes
Never Talk Down
Nobody Does It Better
Nothing Feels Better
Oakland
Oakland
Oakland Style
Oakland, California
Old School
Only the Strong Survive
Paula & Janet
Paystyle
Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
Pimp the Ho
Pimpin' Forever
Pimpology
Playa
Playboy $hort
Player For Life
Players
Pull Them Panties Down
Punk Bitch
Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
Rap Like Me
Recognize Game
Rhymes
Sadity
Sample The Funk
Set Up
Shake It Baby
Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
She Know
She Loves Her
Shittin' On 'Em
Short But Funky
Short Dog's in the House
Short Rap
Short Short
Slink Capone: Nation Riders
So You Want to Be a Gangster
Somethin to Ride To
Sophisticated
Step Daddy
Still Strugglin'
Strip Down
Survivin' The Game
Take My Bitch
Talkin' Shit
Tell the Feds
Thangs Change
That's Why
The Bitch Sucks Dick
The Dangerous Crew
The Ghetto
These Are The Tales
This How We Eat
This My One
Top Down
Triple X
Way Too Real
We Do This
What Happened to the Groupies
What She Gonna Do?
What The Fuck You Gonna Do
What's A Pimp?
Where They At?
Wild Wild West
Yo Neck, Yo Back
You Know What I Mean
You Might Get G'eed
You Nasty