- Santa Has a Mullet
Santa's got a mullet and he's coming christmas eve
Santa's got a mullet, he's bringing gifts for you and me
Frosty's got a stovepipe hat
And rudolphs nose is red
Santa's got a mullet
Sitting on his head.
Santa's got a mullet, keep on looking out for him
Driving in his hotrod, with the killer rims
Santa's got a mullet
As he's streaking through the night
Jamming to Foghat
And drinkings Coor's Light
Singing Fa la la la...
Singing Fa la la la...
Angels up in heaven are plucking on their harps,
Santa's wearing Oakleys, and he's looking mighty sharp
Santa's got a mullet, and presents for all of ya
I thought he was from the Northpole but he must be from Canada
Oh yeah Santa's coming, don't you worry, he won't be long
Santa's got a mullet
Santa's got
Yeah Santa's got
Santa's got... a schlong
Letras
- 2nd Best
5000 Ways To Die
Annalee
Are You Ready For Summer
Baby Let Me Rock You
Blue Lite Special
Blue Sky
Boys Wanna Rock
Bridge Under Troubled Water
Busted
Can't Help Myself
Can't Wait
Cashmere
Come Back Down [hidden track]
Courtney Love
Deck the Halls
Defending the Faith
Diana
Do The Maurie
Doing Laundry
Don't Hate Me (Because I'm Beautiful)
Down On Haley
Easy Mark
Every Band Sings A Sad Sad Song
Feelin' Bad (demo)
For You
Golfshirt
Golfshirt Part 2
Heaven's Not Far
High Five Anxiety
Highschool
Hollywood Babe
Hospital
Hotel California
I Can't Help Myself
I Know What You're Getting For Xmas
I Only Eat Candy
I've Got A Boner For Christmas
Jacket
Jenna Bush Army
Jonathan
Karaoke King
Kiss Me Deadly
Lamer Than Lame
Lamer Then Lame
Let Me Rock You
Life On Mars
Lipstick On Your Collar
Love Sandwhich
Mr. Blue Sky
Mr. Spock
Nervous Breakdown
New Jersey Girl
New Wave Girl
Nose Ring Girl
Nosering Girl
Oh Me, Oh My
Out of Reach
Pantera Fans In Love
Pervert
Rappin' Nerf Herder
Rise Above
Rock City News
Sad, Sad Song
Santa Has a Mullet
Second Best
She's A Sleestak
She's In The Hospital
Sigfried & Roy
Sigfried And Roy
Sorry
Desculpe
South Of Heaven
The Sportsmans Bar
Thinking of You
Thrown It All Away
Van Halen
Vivian
Walkng Disaster
Welcome to My World
You Ready For The Summer?
You're Gonna Be The One Who's Sorry
You've Thrown It All Away