- Cell Phones Suck
You call me up everyday,
Go away because I don't know you now.
We broke up, you said I'm gay,
Go away because I don't know you now.
There are things in life that really make me nauseous,
You're one of those.
I'd rather have a rattlesnake on my nuts,
With one fang through each testicle
Than spend one minute with you.
And if you ever call my house anymore,
I'll take your cell phone and shove it up your ass,
Because your a dumb whore.
Your face is like a chimpanzee,
I'll admit you got a problem, yeah.
I'll let you know I only dated you to piss off your boyfriend.
Letras
- A Toast To The Good Times
Boner
Bored To Death
Cell Phones Suck
Divas Are Skanks
Don't Mess With Texts
Down With Anarchy
Dudes and Guys and Things and Stuff
Girlfriend
Happy Birthday
Happy Fun Song
Hinky Dinky
Human Rabies Project
Insulin
It's A Brand New Day
My Ipod
Nenny And I
Stuck In A Rut
Sure Shit
Tacoland
Tina Fey
University of Shitfaced
VLAH-day DEE-vats