- Cowboy Dan
1. i live up north of michigan where the mighty jackpines grow
In the land of the pasty where strangers seldom go
I?m cowboy dan the cowboy man, i ride the iron range
I?ll play my ole? guitar and sing for a dollar and some change
Chorus:
It?s tough to be a cowboy up here in yooperland
Chasing cows in january would kill the average man
He?s rough and tough and ready
He?s a yooper buck-a-roo
I live on beans and bacon
And lots of sisu too
2. my best friend?s a loggin? horse, his name is stumpy bill
He lost his leg to a snowy snake up on suicide hill
We drive cows like beagle hounds from humboldt to skanee
Cross the rugged piece of land they call the ole u.p.
Bridge:
He roams the plains and deserts with the cowpokes way out west
Wranglin? up here in yooperland is what he likes the best
3. one time out on da keewanee on a hot night in july
We got caught in a snow storm that buried us alive
We laid ?round five minutes, then the weather changed
It went up to 97 out on the copper range
(repeat chorus)
Letras
- Beer Gut
Beer, Beer, Beer
Bingo Fever
Chicquito War
Christmas Time At My House
Cowboy Dan
Cowpie Song
Crawling Home
Da Couch Dat Brups
Da Fish Fight Song
Da Second Week Of Deer Camp
Deer Hunting Son Of a Gun
Diarrhea
Don't Go Up There
Fishin' Wit Fred
Free Beer
Gimmie Another Beer
Grandpa Got Run Over By a Beer Truck
Happy Birthday Fungus Face
Heikki Lunta
I Want a Rinky Dinky Doodad
I-500 Snow Machine Race
Ice Shackers
Johnny Peckanen
Little Rat Ronette
Lonely Yooper
Meat Head
Mental Monkey
My Car Won't Go
Naked Elves in Cowboy Boots
Nightmare In My Bathroom
One Day After Christmas
Pick Of The Litter
Pizza In My Shorts
Rusty Chevrolet
Ruthie Roll Over
Smelting Usa
Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine
The Anniversary Song
The Fishing Trip
The Transplant Song
Three Months Late
Two Bagger
We're Still Rockin
Why do Girls Think I'm Scary
Yooper Talk