- Joining A Fan Club
She turned the nightlight on a blew him a kiss.
He stared back through is green crayola eyes.
She traced his likeness from off the back of a disc.
Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize.
Joining a fan club with my friends.
Filling our bathtubs with tee shirts and 8 x 10's.
He looks so dreamy,
I'm in love from afar.
When I'm picking up a fallen star.
Downstairs the late show's blasting 'age of the rock'.
The greedy monks playin' last Sunday at the milky way.
Mom's writing checks to the minister in the corner singing 'dig
down deep'.
'Cause if you wanna go to heaven all you gotta so is pay to pray.
Joining a fan club with my pen.
Filling my bathtub with Holy water and amens.
He looks so dreamy,
I'm in love from afar.
When I'm picking up a fallen star.
Shake that woody.
Shake it for me St. Pinocchio.
You've paid your money, now watch that money grow.
Joining a fan club, best be warned.
He turns me on when he wears that lampshade corwn of thorns.
We'd be so dreamy,
Sharing his black caviar.
While I'm picking up a fallen star.
Joining a fan club is a big mistake.
I still get heartburn when I think about all of the stamps I ate.
I wished I'd loved him,
Before fate crashed his car.
Say a prayer for the fallen star.
Letras
- All I Want is Everything
All is Forgiven
Baby's Coming Back
Bedspring Kiss
Brighter Day
Bye, Bye, Bye
Calling Sarah
He's My Best Friend
Hush
I Wanna Stay Home
Ignorance Is Bliss
Joining A Fan Club
New Mistake
Novo Erro
Now She Knows She's Wrong
Russian Hill
Sebrina, Paste and Plato
She Still Loves Him
That Is Why
The Ghost at Number One
The Glutton of Symphaty
The King is Half-Undressed
The Man I Used to Be
This is Why
Too Much, Too Little, Too Late