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- (The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs

 

Velma
Front step
Cha cha cha
Back step
Cha cha cha
Side step
Front step
Back and turn

Tracy
Oh my God, Penny, there's Link, Link!
I can't belive I'm realy here auditioning!

Penny
I can´t belive I'm really watching you audition!

Velma
Front step cha cha cha
Back step cha cha cha
Side step, front step, back and..
Oh Amber, look at this motley crew!
Oh this town sure has gone downhill since i was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs

Velma
Oh my God
How times have changed
This girl's either blind
Or completely deranged
Ah, but time seemed to halt
When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs
Amber that move is far too dirty

Amber
Mother wake up from that dream of yours this isn't 1930

Velma
You can laugh. but life's a test
Don't do this don't do that
Remember! mother knows best
But the crown's in the vault
From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs

Amber
This steps are perfect ammunition

Velma
Let me show you how your mother dear,
Took out the competition
Girls go ge'em!
Boys let´s rumba!
1 2 3 4 5 6 7...
Those poor runner ups
Might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups,
But i screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd win
If i plade they would spin in their dance
Not a chance
Boys put me down
Oh good morning ladies
Let´s see what you got!

Everybody
Twis twist twist twist
Mashed potato, mambo

Velma
Ready begin
On my show you'll never find,
A thurusting hip, or bumbing bind

Amber
Was that a dance for fleats and ticks?

Velma
Oh you should have seen my bag of tricks!
Oh I hit the stage
Batons ablaze!
While belting Aida,
And preparing souflees!
But that triple somersault,
Is how I clinched miss baltimore crabs!

( Music )

Velma
Proceed

Amber
Are you scared, were on live

Tracy
No I'm sure I can cope!

Amber
Well, this show isn't broadcast in.. cinemascope

Velma
I never drInk one chocolate malt!
No dessert, for Miss Baltimore Crabs

Amber
This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes

Velma
Ha! kid, she'll never get a date til daddy buys her new nose
I would say oy gevalt!!
If wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs

Amber
Do you dance like your dress?

Link
Amber, there's no need to be cruel

Velma
Would you swim in an intergrated pool?

Trancy
I sure would!
I'am all for intergration, its a new frontier!

Velma
Not in baltimore it isn't, and may I be frank,
First impressions con be thogh
And wen I saw you I knew it
If your size weren't enough,
Your last answer just blew it
And so my dear, so short and stout
You'll necer be in
So we're kicking you out!
With your form and your face,
Oh but it isn´t your fault
You're just down with a case of Miss Baltimore Crabs
Eh you may go

Tracy
Thank you

Penny
I think they secrethy liked you

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