- Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
[KLAXON HORN]
WARM UP MAN:
Ladies and gentlemen, people of most nations of the world...
AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Welcome the host of the greatest show on this Earth!
AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Bigger than Dave Letterman, bigger than Bob Hope,
and give or take a few million, bigger than the fuckin' Pope!
MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Lo! He comes!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Lo! He comes!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
(AUDIENCE Cheer)
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
Go Jerry Go!
Jerry Jerry!
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE FEMALES:
Go Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
AUDIENCE FEMALES:
Go Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
Letras
- Audience Very Plainsong
Backstage Scene
Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
Chick With A Dick
Diaper Man
Eat Excrete
First Time I Saw Jerry
Foursome Guests
Have Yourselves A Good Time
I Just Wanna Dance
I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
I've Been Seeing Someone Else
It Has No Name
Ladies & Gentlemen
Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
Montel Cums Dirty
Once In Happy Realms Of Light
Overtly-ture Full Company
Poledancer
Some Are Decended From Angels
Talk To The Hand
The Haunting
This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
