- Se Eu Fosse Gay
If I Were Gay
Here we are
Dear old friends
You and i drunk again
laughs have been had
tears have been shed
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but im not gay
so get your hand out of my pants
its not that i dont care
i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time another scene
i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean
coz if i were gay
i would give soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole... being
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
But I'm Not gay
so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand
we've never hugged
we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers
Se Eu Fosse Gay
Aqui estamos
Querido amigo
Você e eu bêbados novamente
risos foram dados
lágrimas derramadas
talvez o whisky tenha subido a minha cabeça
mas se eu fosse gay
lhe daria meu coração
e se eu fosse gay
você seria minha obra-de-arte
e se eu fosse gay
nós flutuariamos em romance
Mas não sou gay
então tire sua mão da minha calça!
Não é que não me importe
Pelo contrário
Eu apenas não consigo ''me ver'' em você
Em outra hora outra cena
Eu estaria bem atrás de você se é que me entende
Porque se eu fosse gay
lhe daria minha alma
Se eu fosse gay
lhe daria todo o meu... ser
Se eu fosse gay
nós demoliriamos as paredes
Mas não sou gay,
então poderia parar de espremer minha bo... mão.
Nós nunca nos abraçamos;
Nunca nos beijamos
Eu nunca fui íntimo do seu punho
Você abriu novas portas
Saia daqui e derrube... sua... cueca.
Letras
- 3 Balloons
A Month Dead
Albino
America
Baby
Ballad Of Scarface
Beelz
Beelz
Best Friends Song
Bitch
Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
Classic Rock Song
Country Love Song
Craig
Craig
Crazy Peanuts
D&D
Dear Diary 1
Dear Diary 2
Dear Diary 3
Dear Diary 4
Down To The Old Pub Instead
Dr. Stephen
Drink You Pretty
Fishin' Hole
For The Ladies
Gay
Gerbil Song
Grandfather Die
Hair
Half a Man
Hallelujah
Halloween
Hermaphrodite
History Lesson
I Wanna F Your Sister
If I Were Gay
Se Eu Fosse Gay
In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
Jim Henson's Dead
Kill A Kitten
Mate Um Gatinho
Little Tiny Mustache
Love Song
Lullaby (Divorce Song)
Canção de Ninar
Mixer at Delta Chi
Mother's Day
Not Home
Oh BinLadin
Pierre
Priest
R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
She Gotta Smile
Ela Tem Um Sorriso
Special
Special Fred
O Especial Fred
Special Olympics
Superhero
Talk To Me
Tall Glass O' Water
Taxi Driver
Vanilla Ice Cream
Voices In My Head
Waiting
What If The Guy From Smashing Pumpkings Lost His Car Keys
Whittlin' Man
You (Prettier Than)
You Caught Me Spankin It