- Way Too Real
[Too $hort]
Way too real, Short Dog is just way too real
It's the T Double, some call me $hort
I'm in the house once again from the East to the North
You know the west is the best coast
We got the best beats, we bump the best hoes
Living life way too fast
Start snitching and you might not last
It used to be about old pimps and macks
But now we got the young bucks trying to jack
It's a stick up, put your hands up before you get bucked
Got you for your watch, your link, and your green stuff
Everybody wants to be the man
And when you are, you go straight to the pen
Get rich quick schemes off dope fiends
I know you know what I mean
Making big money, living stoned to the bone
Oakland, California is where we roam
Hitting this corner, that corner, everywhere
Bumping fly young tenders with the real big hair
Sassy nasty, young-ass freaks
Wanna ride in my car and feel the beat
We hit the motel, the head was swell
Baby had back like a big ol' whale
She told all her friends I did her, too
She got dogged like Scooby Doo
Cause in the land of macks we don't play that
You wanna run your mouth, you get pimp-slapped
And you ask me just how I feel
Short Dog's living way too real
I'm living way too real, bitch
Short Dog in the house
Can't help but live real, you know what I mean?
Tell you some shit, though
Been in the game for about 10 years or more
Talking about shit you never did before
You know my macking is cracking, all of the time
24-7 spitting playboy rhymes
I got a serious grind and it sure ain't fake
You slang D, well I'm a slang a gang of tapes
Something funky fresh for you to ride to, fool
Bending corners in the old school
I seen my homie Father Dom and he said "What's up?"
Riding in a Supersport drunk as fuck
And when you see us, the clique is called "The Dangerous Crew"
We wouldn't change it for you, cause the game is true
Some say that the Dog can't rap
But my bank account will prove that
I make G's, so you can see these nuts, hoe
Or get played like dominoes
I used to fuck a bitch from San Jose
Baby liked to freak all kind of ways
She said I was the best, couldn't settle for less
Had my name "Short Dog" tattooed on her chest
After three months I called it quits
She tried to pop that pregnant shit
But like a mack, I suprised her
Dropped her ass off at Kaiser
Never would I let her put a baby on me
I ain't the one, I'm Step Daddy
I had to let her know just how I feel
I'm living way too real
"Don't ever fuck with Too $hort" (scratched 4x)
>From city to city, valley to valley
Never seen another state on hit like Cali-
Fornia, where the hustlers play
What you wouldn't expect happens everyday
It's the Wild Wild West I'm speaking about
Where Clint Eastwood would get socked in the mouth
Cause ain't nobody tripping on ranks or stripes
If you live the life, you gotta pay the price
So many youngsters die over punk shit
Small talk, a lotta dumb shit
And only God knows when you punch the clock
Thought he was bulletproof and got shot
It's either heaven or hell, him or me
Locked in a cell or out on the street
Every day on the ave another brother is killed
For living way too real
[Father Dom]
Well I'm chilling and I'm willing like a villian I be killing
Coke is it but tonight I got the feeling
Cause it's about time for a real mack to step up
Pimping ain't a thing so I swing on these heifers
Never ever feeling no remorse, of couse
If you try to play me out, I'm a punch you in your mouth
And Rin Tin I'll watch his chin just splatter
Caught him with an uppercut, there goes his bladder
My rhymes are fatter cause I said so
I'm gonna recollect a neck, mic wreck check a hoe
I'm making more dough than the average Joe Schmoe
If she's fronting on the pussy then the hoe got to go
Out the back door, don't want to see you no more
You ain't Deep Throat, so what you come here for?
Cause in the nine-tre ain't no lagging or dragging
Bring your ass over, get prepared for the stabbing
Ain't no doubt that's how I feel
Father Dom and the Playboy $hort, we're living way too real (echos)
Letras
- Be My Dirty Love
Can T Stay Away
Everytime
Hey (feat. Silk-e)
I'm a Pimp
Lil' Shorty
Too Hort All The Time
Too Hort Analyze The Game
Too Hort Call Me Daddy
Too Hort Cusswords
Too Hort Here We Go
16 Hoes
2 Bitches
A Pimp's Theme Music
Ain't No Bitches
Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
Não É Nada Mais Do Que Uma Palavra Para Mim
Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
All My Bitches Are Gone
All the Time
Analyze the Game
Anything is Possible
Baby D
Bad Ways
Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
Baller
Blow Job Betty
Blow The Whistle
Bonus Track
Broke Bitch
Burn Rubber Pt. 2
Buy You Some
Cali-O
California Girls
Call Her A Bitch
Call Me
Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
Call Me Daddy
Can I Get A Bitch
Can I Hit It
Can't Stop
Candy Paint
Chase the Cat
City of Dope
Cocktales
Coke Dealers
Coming Up $hort
Couldn't be a Better Player
Cusswords
Dead or Alive
Domestic Violence
Don't Even Stop
Don't Ever Give Up
Don't Fight the Feeling
Don't Fight The Intro
Don't Fuck For Free
Don't Hate The Player
Dope Fiend Beat
F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
Female Funk
Female Players
Fire
Freaky Tales
From Here to New
Fuck My Car
Funk Session
Game
Gangstas & Strippers
Get In Where You Fit In
Get It
Get Off The Stage
Get That Cheese
Gettin' It
Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
Girl
Givin up the Funk
Good Life
Gotta Get Some Lovin'
Hard on the Boulevard
Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
Hoes
Hoochie
How Does it Feel
I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
I Ain't Trippin
I Don't Stop Rappin
I Know You Love Her
I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
I Like It
I Luv
I Must Confess
I Need a Freak
I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
I Want Your Girl
I'm a Playa
I'm Gone
In the Oaktown
In the Studio
In the Trunk
Intro: Shorty the Pimp
Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
It Ain't Over
It Don't Stop
It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
It's About That Money
It's All Good
It's Alright
It's Alright (featuring UGK)
It's Time To Go
It's Your Life
Just Anotha Day
Just Like Dope
Keep Bouncin' (Street)
Keep Fuckin' Me
Late Night Creep
Leave it Alone
Life is Too $hort
Little Girls
LOLLYPOPS
Longevity
Mack Attack
Maggot Brain
Money In The Ghetto
Money Maker
More Freaky Tales
My Dick, My Sack
Nasty Rhymes
Never Talk Down
Nobody Does It Better
Nothing Feels Better
Oakland
Oakland
Oakland Style
Oakland, California
Old School
Only the Strong Survive
Paula & Janet
Paystyle
Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
Pimp the Ho
Pimpin' Forever
Pimpology
Playa
Playboy $hort
Player For Life
Players
Pull Them Panties Down
Punk Bitch
Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
Rap Like Me
Recognize Game
Rhymes
Sadity
Sample The Funk
Set Up
Shake It Baby
Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
She Know
She Loves Her
Shittin' On 'Em
Short But Funky
Short Dog's in the House
Short Rap
Short Short
Slink Capone: Nation Riders
So You Want to Be a Gangster
Somethin to Ride To
Sophisticated
Step Daddy
Still Strugglin'
Strip Down
Survivin' The Game
Take My Bitch
Talkin' Shit
Tell the Feds
Thangs Change
That's Why
The Bitch Sucks Dick
The Dangerous Crew
The Ghetto
These Are The Tales
This How We Eat
This My One
Top Down
Triple X
Way Too Real
We Do This
What Happened to the Groupies
What She Gonna Do?
What The Fuck You Gonna Do
What's A Pimp?
Where They At?
Wild Wild West
Yo Neck, Yo Back
You Know What I Mean
You Might Get G'eed
You Nasty