- Dear Coach's Corner
Dear Ron McLane. Dear Coach's Corner.
I'm writing in order for someone to explain
to my niece the distinction between
these mandatory pre-game group rites of submission
and the rallies at Nuremberg.
Specifically the function the ritual serves
in conjunction with what everybody knows is,
in the end, a kid's game.
I'm just appealing to your sense of fair play
when I say she's puzzled by this incessant pressure
for her to not defy collective will and yellow ribboned lapels,
as the soldiers inexplicably repel down from the arena rafters.
Which, if it not so insane,
they'll be grounds for screaming laughter.
Dear Ron McLane, I wouldn't bother with these questions
if I didn't sense some spiritual connection.
We may not be the same, but it's not like we're from different planets.
We both love this game so much we can hardly fucking stand it.
Alberta-born, and Prairie-raised.
It seems like there ain't a sheet of ice north of Fargo I ain't played.
From Penhold to the Gatinaeu, every fond memory of childhood
that I know is somehow connected to the culture of this game.
I just can't let it go.
I guess it comes down to what kind of world you want to live in.
And if diversity is disagreement, disagreement is treason.
Well, you'll be surprised if we find ourselves
reaping a strange and bitter fruit that that sad old man beside you
keeps feeding to young minds as virtue.
It takes a village to raise a child, but just a flag to raze the children
till they're nothing more than ballasts for fulfilling
a madman's dream of a paradise. Complexity reduced to black and white.
How do I protect her from this cult of death?
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Duplicate Keys Icaro (an Interim Report)
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Failed States
Fedallah's Hearse
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Firestorm, My Ass
Fixed Frequencies
Fuck Machine
Fuck the Border
Gamble
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Hadron Collision
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Human(e) Meat (The Flensing Of Sandor Katz)
I Want You To Want Me
I Was A Pre-teen McCarthyist
I Would Very Much Like To See What Happened In Oka In 1990 Happen Everywhere
Impending Halfhead
Interation
Ladies' Nite in Loserville
Laplante Song
Leg-Hold Trap
Less Talk, More Rock
Letter Of Resignation
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March of the crabs
Mate Ka Moris Ukun Rasik An
Middle Finger Response
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Nailing Descartes To The Wall
Name And Address Withheld
Natural Disasters
New Homes for Idle Hands
Night Letters
No Title
Note To Self
Oka Everywhere
Ordinary People Do Fucked-Up Things When...
Pigs Will Pay
Potemkin City Limits
Purina hall of fame
Rattan Cane
Refusing To Be A Man
Eu Me Recuso A Ser Um Homem
Resisting Tyrannical Government
Rio De San Atlanta, Manitoba
Rock For Sustainable Capitalism
Showdown
Sixty Billion Served
Ska Sucks
Stand up and be Counted
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Supporting Caste
Talk On Violence
Tertium Non Datur
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The Cryptically-Entitled Mutual Friend... Deep? No.
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The Only Good Fascist Is A Very Dead Fascist
The State-Lottery
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This Is Your Life
This Might Be Satire
Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
Todd's Incredibly Professional Station ID For 4ZZZ Brisbane
True
Utter Crap Song
War Is Peace
What Price Will You Pay?
White, Proud and Stupid
Who Will Help Me Bake This Bread?
With Friends Like These Who the Fuck Needs
Without Love
Sem Amor