- The Penis Song
(Spoken):
Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork
Your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't a-come a-back
(Spoken): Oh, thank you very much
Letras
- Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Ho Ho Fuking Ho
Olhe Sempre Pro Lado Bom da Vida
Every Sperm Is Sacred
The Galaxy Song
Sit On My Face
The Meaning Of Life
I Like Chinese
Bruce's Philosophers Song
Brave Sir Robin
The Lumberjack Song
Brian Song
Medical Love Song
The Vagina Song
Sir Robin's Song
Penis Song
The Penis Song
Finland
Oliver Cromwell
Historian's Introduction to Act Two
I'm All Alone
The Song That Goes Like This
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio
Money Song
Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us
Bright Side Of Life
Eric The Half-A-Bee
I've Got Two Legs
Accountancy Shanty
All Things Dull And Ugly
Decomposing Composers
Traffic Lights
Life Of Brian Theme
Knights Of The Round Table
Christmas In Heaven
Henry Kissinger
I'm so worried
Never be rude to an Arab
Spam Song
Come With Me
Find Your Grail
He's Not Dead Yet
Historian's Introduction to Act One
Laker Girls Cheer
All For One
Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?)
Finland / Fisch Schlapping Dance
His Name Is Lancelot
Run Away
Where Are You
You Won't Succeed On Broadway
Act II Finale
Twice In Every Show
The Camelot Song
I've Got a Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
Bells
Swamp Castle