D.R.I. - Commuter Man

 

I play pac-man and i watch t. v.
I'm so happy 'cause it pleases me
I couldn't really ask for anything else
Maybe my own chain of taco bells

I'm perfectly happy right where i am
I could live forever in a traffic jam
It doesn't really bother me to breath the poison air
I'd choke anyway, i don't really care

Sometimes i think about getting away for a while
But when i return i will be out of style
You may say i'm not an ambitious man
But let me tell you i've got some plans
Like there's a new car i wanna buy
And a video cassette recorder yet i'm not sure why
I wanna get married and have three kids
'cause i'm lonely and i've got the hard dick
Commuter man