- Two Dogs Fucking
the mayor of nipean took a walk in the park
to admire the beauty of his man made nature
he came upon a sight that made him blood run cold
so he called upon the mighty lord to help him fight his foe
it was two dogs fucking
stuck ass to ass
entwined in bestial romance
it was obscene so he called the police
they sent an officer named him fitzgibbons
they came up with a plan that involved a bucket of cold water
to be thrown upon the fornicating demons
but they had to face...
it was two dogs fucking
stuck ass to ass
entwined in bestial romance
their plan was successful at seperating the beasts
but there were bigger forces at work here
the male began to change into a terrifying creature
that was the cross between a pitbull and a tyrannosaurs rex
as it turns out the male dog was actually an unusual alien life form on a trip across the galaxy that had stopped off on earth to check out the attractions and pick up a quick piece of tail when it was rudely interrupted by our heroes it became enraged at their indiscretion and immediately brought an end to all life as we know it
all because they couldn't stand the sight of....
Letras
- 1967
After All These Beers
America Eats Her Young
Argh Fuck Kill
Bedtime Story
Ben Gets Off
Ben Hoffman's Nose
Big Ass Truck
Black Sabbath
Christina Bin Laden
Courage In A Can
Die Sinner Die
Dogfarts
Dragons
Dream Date Of The 90's
Drink Beer Smoke Pot Play Music
Drugged And Driving
Drunk On Power
Euthanasia Day
Executioner
Fuck My Shit Stinks
Fuck Satan To Death
Fuck The World (If It Can't Take A Joke)
Germ Attack
Gutter Ball
Here Today, Guano Tomorrow
Hide The Hamster
Homophobic Sexist Cokeheads
How Low Will You Go?
I Do The Best That I Can
I Just Can't Say No To Drugs
I Killed Mommy
I'm My Own God
Inside My Head
Kill Johnny Stiff
Kill The Hosers
Marijuanathon
My Erection
My Girl
My Kingdom On Earth
My Mother Was A Man
Oh Wendy O
Old School
One Cheque From The Street
Proud To Be Canadian
Release The Hostages
Religious Bumfucks
Scared Of People
Scientology
Shred Central
Squeegee Night In Canada
Stupid Fuckin' Drunk Cunt
Stupid Songs
Stupid World
Suicide
Surfer Girl
The Idiot
The Jack
The Land Of The Midnight Sun
The Spawn Of Yog Sothoth
Two Dogs Fucking
Used To Be In Love
Vine Neil
Wake Up America
Acorde America
When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand
Where's Bin Laden?