- Valentine's Day
I set the table just right
The room is dark except for candlelight
I spent hours making the sauce
Bought the wine, didn't care what it cost
It's gonna be a special date
A day to celebrate
But I think I'd have more fun
If I was cooking for more than one
I guess Cupid's got bad aim
cause every year's the same
another day to feel forgotten
Another occasion to make you feel rotten
The day's a riot of pink and red
But I'm all alone in my double bad
I deserve a consolation award
Another Valentine's Day with no reward
Shiny heart-shaped baloons
Are sentimental, tacky and crude
I don't wanna flowers anyway
I just wanna a guy who'll stay
The world rubs it in your face
When you're a failure at the chase
No prize for the second runer-up
I want to drink champagne from the winner's cup
Letras
- A Song Of Remembrance For Old Boyfriends
Anonymous
Anthem
Bad Boyfriend
Beercan Boy
Best Revenge
Better Off Just Friends
Big Bottom
Bill & Ted's Homosexual Adventure
Blurry Down Below
Boyfriend Wanted
Bunnies
C.S.F.
Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other
Crabby Day
Cry For A Shadow
Curvature
Deep Water
Denny
Dick Of Death
Don't Be So Sure
Expiration Date
February 17
Fem In A Black Leather Jacket
Femme Fatale
Flower
Fluffy City
Fuck Buddy
Glenview
Groovy Underwear
He Whipped My Ass In Tennis (Then I Fucked His Ass In Bed)
Headbanger
Hippy Dude
Hockey Hair
Cabelo de Hóquei
Homo Christmas
Natal Homo
Homosapien
Horny In The Morning
I Can't Sleep
I Really Wanted You
I'm Gonna Be A Slut
It'll Never Be The Same
Jack U Off
Jackson
James Bondage
Kevin
Kissed
Luck Of The Draw
Luv Luv Luv
Manada
Negative Queen
New Pleasures
No Protection
Not Enough Of You To Go Around
Obstacle Course
Pee Shy
Pillow Talk
Political Asshole
Rachbottomoff
Reciprocate
Ring Of Joy
Rock n' Roll Queer Bar
Sidewalk Sale
Smells Like Queer Spirit
Story So Far
Strip You Down
Surrender Your Clothing
Sweet Insecurity
The Ache
The Cocksucker Club
The Summer You Let Your Hair Grow Out
This Is Your Life
Tinted Windows
Too Beautiful
Touch My Joe Camel
Used To Turn Me On
Valentine's Day
Vanilla
Versatile
Vicious Beauty
Who Treats You Right
Wish I'd Taken Pictures
You're Gonna Need Your Friends