- Hoes
You see some people like to play the dating game
Meet a new freak and ask "What's your name?"
Wine and dine and waste all that time
Spending money on a hoe cause you think she's fine
Holding hands at the movies, waiting much to fuck
Played like a sucker, you should know what's up
Getting dogged by a snotty, fake, broke-ass hoe
Listen to a real dog, cause I know
You get a pretty yellow bitch with that long-ass hair
Fine motherfucker trying to get with a player
Can't fuck worth shit, old stiff-ass bitch
Tried to get some head and she just kissed my dick
I need a bitch with a beeper, a full time tramp
She can't suck dick like she's licking a stamp
But she can lick it all around, or swallow it whole
Deep throat this big dick and act real bold
You go to sleep, she'll straight rob your ass
Cause hoes like to steal and take all your cash
And when hoes go to jail, pimps make bail
Take 'em to the stroll and let the pussy sell
Cause to a trick, they're just quick nuts
But to a grandmother, they're like big sluts
And if you're Short Dog, they look like bank rolls
If I ever go broke I'll just break hoes
Cause hoes were made to be broken
It happens every day in Oakland
I need a bitch, that's one thing I know
Put my money where my mouth is and just break that hoe
Two and fro, they like to run in pairs
Hit small towns and sell pussy everywhere
I ain't giving no bitches, no kind of slack
Cause Oakland California is where they made The Mack
Prostitution is the oldest profession
Kick back young partner, learn your lesson
Pimp till you die, as long as you know
Pimps ain't nothing but hoes
Getting paid, for everything you say
If a hoe wants to fuck you, she gots to pay
Keep the bitch broke and control the world
Cause when hoes get rich, they call 'em "call girls"
Now ain't nothing like a neighborhood trampy slut
Take a hoe to a spot and let her lick these nuts
Get a square bitch, you gotta lie to kick it
But with a nasty bitch, she'll just lick it and lick it
I had a square bitch, man, she looked way too cool
She said she loved me, but is that true?
She asked me could she be my lady
Wanted so much to have my baby
So what bitch? I popped your cherry
Hell fucking no, I don't wanna get married
Cause can't no bitch hound me
Talking that shit about a family
I wants no champagne, I drink gin and juice
Bring a bag of ice and watch a ho get loose
Spread the word, we're getting tossed tonight
And please don't trip on the cellulite
I got a fat bitch, sucking on my dick
Every day homie it's the same old shit
Don't look stupid, hoe, drop them goddamn drawers
Get your ass in the bed and let's fuck like dogs
On the very first night, we fucked
I got the pussy, I got sucked
I couldn't wait, she asked me why
I let the answer shoot straight in her eye, bitch
Hoes are like cum freaks, they suck you dry
The do what you say, and don't ask why
Who said that hoe ain't old enough?
If she could bleed, then she can fuck
Call me "Dirty Dog" but your cock stank
Motherfuckers think pimps ain't making bank
But the, pimp game just don't stop
You gotta be down to reach the top
I tell all my homies "Play these hoes"
Don't eat the pussy and play these hoes
Cause some of these hoes get tore up smoking
Bitches like that you find all through Oakland
Miniskirts and no panties on
When it's time to fuck, it don't take too long
And it's mandatory for hoes to simp
Catch other hoes and bring 'em to pimps
So take this game and keep it for life
Never make a hoe into a housewife
Just get a good bitch, a workaholic like Holly
Bitch so bold, she'll take a piss in the alley
And make big bank, it's the pussy is dope
They keep coming back until the tricks go broke
But if that hoe jumps off the track
Another young bitch will bring them tricks right back
Letras
- Be My Dirty Love
Can T Stay Away
Everytime
Hey (feat. Silk-e)
I'm a Pimp
Lil' Shorty
Too Hort All The Time
Too Hort Analyze The Game
Too Hort Call Me Daddy
Too Hort Cusswords
Too Hort Here We Go
16 Hoes
2 Bitches
A Pimp's Theme Music
Ain't No Bitches
Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
Não É Nada Mais Do Que Uma Palavra Para Mim
Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
All My Bitches Are Gone
All the Time
Analyze the Game
Anything is Possible
Baby D
Bad Ways
Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
Baller
Blow Job Betty
Blow The Whistle
Bonus Track
Broke Bitch
Burn Rubber Pt. 2
Buy You Some
Cali-O
California Girls
Call Her A Bitch
Call Me
Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
Call Me Daddy
Can I Get A Bitch
Can I Hit It
Can't Stop
Candy Paint
Chase the Cat
City of Dope
Cocktales
Coke Dealers
Coming Up $hort
Couldn't be a Better Player
Cusswords
Dead or Alive
Domestic Violence
Don't Even Stop
Don't Ever Give Up
Don't Fight the Feeling
Don't Fight The Intro
Don't Fuck For Free
Don't Hate The Player
Dope Fiend Beat
F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
Female Funk
Female Players
Fire
Freaky Tales
From Here to New
Fuck My Car
Funk Session
Game
Gangstas & Strippers
Get In Where You Fit In
Get It
Get Off The Stage
Get That Cheese
Gettin' It
Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
Girl
Givin up the Funk
Good Life
Gotta Get Some Lovin'
Hard on the Boulevard
Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
Hoes
Hoochie
How Does it Feel
I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
I Ain't Trippin
I Don't Stop Rappin
I Know You Love Her
I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
I Like It
I Luv
I Must Confess
I Need a Freak
I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
I Want Your Girl
I'm a Playa
I'm Gone
In the Oaktown
In the Studio
In the Trunk
Intro: Shorty the Pimp
Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
It Ain't Over
It Don't Stop
It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
It's About That Money
It's All Good
It's Alright
It's Alright (featuring UGK)
It's Time To Go
It's Your Life
Just Anotha Day
Just Like Dope
Keep Bouncin' (Street)
Keep Fuckin' Me
Late Night Creep
Leave it Alone
Life is Too $hort
Little Girls
LOLLYPOPS
Longevity
Mack Attack
Maggot Brain
Money In The Ghetto
Money Maker
More Freaky Tales
My Dick, My Sack
Nasty Rhymes
Never Talk Down
Nobody Does It Better
Nothing Feels Better
Oakland
Oakland
Oakland Style
Oakland, California
Old School
Only the Strong Survive
Paula & Janet
Paystyle
Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
Pimp the Ho
Pimpin' Forever
Pimpology
Playa
Playboy $hort
Player For Life
Players
Pull Them Panties Down
Punk Bitch
Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
Rap Like Me
Recognize Game
Rhymes
Sadity
Sample The Funk
Set Up
Shake It Baby
Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
She Know
She Loves Her
Shittin' On 'Em
Short But Funky
Short Dog's in the House
Short Rap
Short Short
Slink Capone: Nation Riders
So You Want to Be a Gangster
Somethin to Ride To
Sophisticated
Step Daddy
Still Strugglin'
Strip Down
Survivin' The Game
Take My Bitch
Talkin' Shit
Tell the Feds
Thangs Change
That's Why
The Bitch Sucks Dick
The Dangerous Crew
The Ghetto
These Are The Tales
This How We Eat
This My One
Top Down
Triple X
Way Too Real
We Do This
What Happened to the Groupies
What She Gonna Do?
What The Fuck You Gonna Do
What's A Pimp?
Where They At?
Wild Wild West
Yo Neck, Yo Back
You Know What I Mean
You Might Get G'eed
You Nasty