Letras de Musicas

Ooh, I love eatinÂ’ cereal

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love Fruity Pebbles

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love Super Sugar Crisp

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love Count Chocula

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons



LetÂ’s go

Pour the milk in the bowl

Make sugars ice cold

Put my hand on the top

So it donÂ’t overflow

Forget playing outside

With my friends from school

ItÂ’s Saturday morning, fool!

But you know what ainÂ’t cool (what?)

WakinÂ’ up first

Â’Cause all that be on the tube

Is the Snorks and Smurfs

(?), Strawberry Shortcake, the worst

But cominÂ’ up next

Was my boy, Johnny Quest

Sim Sim Salabim

But Fat Albert was the best

The Brown Hornet Picture Pages

Made me want to write graffiti

I had to do it when

Davey and Goliath couldnÂ’t see me

Always tryinÂ’ to do right theyÂ’d be hanginÂ’ out with Dudley

But I watched Wacky Races

RootinÂ’ for my dog, Muttley.

You know what really bugged me? (What?)

Colbots was whack

Man, they bit the Transformers

And thatÂ’s a well-known fact

But…

After these messages weÂ’ll be right back…



Ooh, I love eatinÂ’ cereal

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Frosted Flakes

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Alphabits

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love King Vitamans

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons



I remember Teen Wolf tried to go vegetarian

Told Thundar he was a sick barbarian

For eatinÂ’ Tiger Sharks with his Ninja Turtle soup

Because of that the Herculoids had to kick him out the group

Yo, there used to be drama on the afterschool scene

Tiny Toons started beefinÂ’ with Beverly Hills Team

But the Get Along Gang would come through and make amends

And by the end of the week, they were all Super Friends

But GI Joe would get riled up again

Guns out, lookinÂ’ for weapons of mass destruction

HarassinÂ’ SilverHawks for little or nothing

Of course, the Care Bears wouldnÂ’t have the heart to do somethinÂ’

I called Motron and his Inhumanoids

The Superions wouldnÂ’t let the Jols be destroyed

No, even in Cartoons Americana canÂ’t be packed

But at least we know now, and know itÂ’s half the battle



Ooh, I love to eat cereal

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Honeycombs

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Cookie Crisp

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Fruit Loops

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons



Now, right before we go

I think you got the right to know about Shira

On the low

She was a Thundercat ho

Or a go tryinÂ’ to cover up and say she got a man

But he lied

It was really one of JemÂ’s Holograms

After that, God knows she went around the back

And found out Josie sellinÂ’ pussy to cats

CharginÂ’ three, two, one for a little contact

Because Hong Kong Phooey had the illest pimp slap

Her sweet Jabber Jaws went to the highest bid

But what made it worse was she incorperated kids

So, Marshall Bravestarr came through with Captain Power

And vowed that She-Force would shut ‘em down within the hour

Until Chip ‘N Dale and the Rescue Rangers

Came through to save them hos with a mouse named Danger

To make things stranger

She still gets a ho(?)

Let a ho be a ho

And thatÂ’s one to grow on



Ooh, I love eatinÂ’ cereal

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love Crushed Berry

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love Rice Krispies

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Golden Grahams

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Apple Jacks

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Cheerios

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Tricks

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons

Ooh, I like CapÂ’n Crunch

When IÂ’m watchinÂ’ my cartoons



[laughter]

And you know I canÂ’t live without my cereal

[laughter]

And you know I canÂ’t live without my cereal